[Ambrosiana] hey mark, this is kinda ugh odd.. but like i've been talkin about it with everyone here
[Ambrosiana] and i guess i should come clean
[Ambrosiana] they've been advising me
* Letheron peers at you.
[Ambrosiana] wellllllllllll
[Ambrosiana] grr
* lauryn wonders what happened to iris
[Letheron] Go on....
[Ambrosiana] i dunno, i think you're realy cute and i have a crush on u .......and i didn't want to say or start anythin cuz u have tiff and i do that bf of mine, but everyone hre says i should make a go fot it
[lauryn] hmm
* Letheron boggles.
[Martin] wow
[MrZS] she did it
[lauryn] aww
* Ambrosiana shuffles her feet around

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[ambrosiana] oh mY GODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDdd
[lauryn] WHAT?!?!?!?!
[Khaos] wat?!?!
[lauryn] WHAT?!?!?!?!
[ambrosiana] KSDLFKLSDFKLSDFKLSDFKLJSDKLFSDKLDFKSLDFKLSDFkLSDFKlj
[xebular] good god.. please don't say he's
[lauryn] WHAT?!?!?!?!
[reverie] WHAT WHAT WHAT???
[ambrosiana] askldfjklasdfklasdfklasfklasdfklasdklfklasdfkalsdfklasdfklasdk
[lauryn] WHAT?!?!?!?!
[ambrosiana] lasdfjklasdfklasdfklasdfasdklf
[isidra] what???

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[Lelechu] We go from being 'oo'ed to 'fuffled' to 'chu'ed

Example:

[evan] i found $5 today
[Jordan] i found a dustball
[Oliver] i found a crackwhore!

*** Brit has changed into "BritneySpears"

*** deeznutz (java@216.145.162.146) [joined] #protagonist.
* deeznutz needs to get a life. Hi fellow donkeys!
[deeznutz] suck a donkey
[deeznutz] lick a male camels ass
[deeznutz] suck a carabou's balls
[deeznutz] ass and titties
[deeznutz] asshole

[reverie] MrSaturdayNight: won't u gimme some? pleeeaase?

[Cessy] can i eat you?
[pei] lol
[pei] no
[pei] you may eat reverie though
[pei] since everyone likes eating her, that means she must be tasty
[rev^away] no u may not
[Cessy] lol
[Cessy] nah..i prefer pies
[pei] >:O
[Cessy] especially protected pies...it will give me some sort of excitement and satisfaction

*** pei has quit IRC (Kill by NickServ!conference@room (GHOST command used by goddess^pei))
[goddess^pei] MUAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
*** goddess^pei has changed into "pei"
[pei] i killed pei and took over her identity
[lele] =o

[MrSaturdayNight] redhed: are you sure you aren't blonde?
[redhed] no, im a redhed
[redhed] and are you implying im stupid?
[Gentle] Hehe.
[MrSaturdayNight] No, I would never say that.
[MrSaturdayNight] I'm a nice guy, right Gentle.
[Gentle] Indeed.

[burn_on] well, im a very very very very shy reserved quiet person and sensitive, so this is a delicate issue.
[totallynatural] then wanking is better for you.

[Sair] excuse me for asking...BUT WHAT THE HELL IS SKULL FUCKING?

[evan] her nipples are the size of my ASS!!!

* E huggles Chris
* totallynatural huggles he hoping that there's only the one chris in the room

[CHRIS_SexyJiggler] My mom says to be a lesbian i have to clean alot of carpet

[Chjoey] you guys are all posers!

[CheerDoll] where am i
[Shine] in hell
[MrSaturdayNight] You're in hell.
[Balthazar] You are here.
[pei] you are here

[lele] My brother just tried to call me a bitch and failed.
[pei] you're not meant to be called a bitch, whore

[D-A-G] i'd do my nipple
[D-A-G] but not my manhood

* totallynatural passes lele hotwater bottle, icepack, painkillers, water, weak lemon drink and blankie

[evan] i wish everyone could see my penis
[Brit] why do you wish everyone could see your penis?
[evan] b/c i'm in love with my penis more than i'm in love with myself.
[totallynatural] lmao
[Brit] and why, exactly, might that be evan?
[evan] I dunno.
[evan] ask lele
[Brit] lele, why does evan love his penis more than he loves himself?
[lele] His wanker is the size of Texas
[Brit] Oh. um.
[Brit] wow.
* Brit tries to hide her gaping mouth
[totallynatural] youre nto allowed to ask penis related questions when evan's involved.
[Brit] well, good to know.
[Brit] but i wish you told me that earlier.

[Timurake] something really funny happened to me the other day
[Timurake] last party i went to I took somones camera and took pictures down my pants
[Timurake] and it turned out to be my friends camera
[Timurake] so she gave me the pics after they where develpode
[Timurake] and I just threw them ina pile of prom photos
[Timurake] and the exchnge student from german was over at my house the other day cause we where working ona a project for short stories
[Ianaroo] lol...
[Timurake] and she asked to see my prom pictures because she was going to the prom this year
[Timurake] so I showed them to her
[Timurake] she flipped threw them
[Timurake] and then
[Timurake] *in german accent "What the hell is this? I cant tell what it is"?
[Timurake] so I told her what it was, but that it wasnt me
[Timurake] and she was like
[Timurake] "Thats so gross, some people are so sick and immature"
[Timurake] and I was like
[Timurake] "I know, some people can be so childish and such losers"
[Timurake] I felt like the biggest ass

[kiggachu] ian is a sex symbol

[Ianchu] Ian's hands are cold. Damnit, now I can't masturbate!

[BrutalCheese] Thom..
[Thom] yes?
[BrutalCheese] Your girlfriend farts.
[chjo] >:O
[chjo] fart is a nasty word
[BrutalCheese] If one eats a healthy diet, he or she will fart an average of 13-14 times a day.

[xebular] You could be blind, deaf and dumb with no arms, no legs and no penis/vagina. You could also be from Manchester. I haven't decided which is worse yet.

[ButterLele] TN, let go of JigglyPuff's arse! Wait a minuteeeeeeeee... does it even have an arse?!
[TN] see how MUCH I WUB JIGGLY PUFF!!!!!!!!!!!
* ButterLele wonders what TN fucked
[TN] hahahahahaha.
[TN] i made my own hole.
[ButterLele] !!!!!!!!!!!
[kerfuffle] EWW
[MrSaturdayNight] heh.
* ButterLele swoons at the thought
[Timurake] I think Jiggly Puff has an asshole now

[Lele] I HAVE #ITALIA
[Lele] MWAHAHHAHA

[Timurake] Im not as evil as Poochie

[Timurake] I hpoe I dont meet up with a large woman dressed as Super Sailormoon

[reverie] pei: don't trust poochie, trust evan on the naked part. he will not lie.

[Jamie] A fella named TN or TottalyNatural or DrDeath, Soon as he gets on suck his dick alot, and buttfux0r him, He'll take you under his wing and whore you around like the slut you wanna be.

[MrSaturdayNight] like i said, "No fucknoidish homos who laugh at their own jokes allowed". How do you think we kept Tim out for so long?

[Chjoey] I WANT A SEEING - EYE HORSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[Chjoey] it's a tiny pony that is like a seeing-eye dog except it's BETTER!

* aspens squeezes ian's tits.

[MrSaturdayNight] What's with all you feckers playing with my tits?
[brit] oh come on lele, you know you love ian's lucious man tits!

[MrSaturdayNight] I've never been bra-shopping before. Do you get to see women's boobies?

* Lele slaps MrSaturdayNight's boobies
[reverie] LOL.
[reverie] boobies!
[Lele] MANBOOBIES!
[MrSaturdayNight] lol
[MrSaturdayNight] quit messing with my tits

[TN] Poochie is cute and kind and lovable and fluffy and lots of other things!

[Thom] Lele gives head for quarters.
[Poochie] I give head for dimes.
[Poochie] Lele is tough competition still.
[TuxMP] yeah
[TuxMP] its a supply and demand thing

[Mijaan] lol. I'll nair my mullet off.

[michel_v] what's an anal mullet ? a hairy ass with longer hair on the bottom of the ass ?

[brit] lol, ash, if a sexy girl has a pubic mullet, would you make her shave it off?
[brit] or would it not matter because she's really sexy?
[Ash] I'd offer to do it for her...

[Brit] fuck you, you stupid crack whore. i hate you! :P

[Ian] snootch to the bootch

[brit] SO HOW IS EVERYONE DAMNIT?!?! fucking answer me!

[Ian] it only takes one match to burn a thousand trees, it only takes one lamer to make a hundred angry protagonists go into their channel and have hot lesbian sex

[Ian] my inner lesbian just orgasmed.
[brit] some have one nipple, some have two

[blissy] *huggles everyone*
* Ally huggles all
* Chjoey 's spriti jumps into Thom's body and huggles Ian
* CHRIS_SexyJiggler huggles my little pee pee
* totallynatural runs over and huggles Sair to death
* Kait huggles E
* Oliver huggles you
* MrSaturdayNight huggles Chjoey
* pei huggles totallyPOOCHIE =)
* lauryn huggles jamie
* blissy huggles Lele

*** Chjoey has changed to "Huggles"
* Huggles huggles Huggles

[blissy] "i miss being a giggly schoolgirl"

* Jigger_Chris runs to site giggling like a japanese school girl on crack
[Jum] ummm.....
[Jum] ive never seen a japanese schoolgirl on crack....

* Balthazar giggles like a schoolgirl on crack.

[Chjoey] Lele, i adore you, Lele, i am better than Roary, Lele, please don't hate me because i'm a racist mehican bitch, silly vietnamese girl

[Chjoey] I SHALL NEVER BE AS GREAT AS THE LELE

[Martin] Penis is NOT cartilage.
[Martin] Not even muscle.
[Martin] it's an organ.
[Martin] errm, Reproductive organ to be specific. :)

[pei] if they cut of the penis. don't they die?

[pei] seems like a lot of people loves lauryn... hehehe
[kig] me too
[pei] the world loves lauryn! :)
[kig] she's so lovely :)

* totallyPOOCHIE offers lele a peanut
[lele] A penis?
[totallyPOOCHIE] lol
[totallyPOOCHIE] nooo
[totallyPOOCHIE] dry roasted peanut.
[lele] Your penis is dry roasted?
[totallyPOOCHIE] yeah.
[totallyPOOCHIE] honey roasted.

[Chjoey] what are mullets..?
[Timurake] WHAT!???
[Timurake] YOU DONT KNOW WHAT A MULLET IS!?
[Chjoey] uhm..
[Timurake] A Mullet is gods gift to us!
[Timurake] http://www.mulletgods.com
[Timurake] that will tell you the true meaning of life

[Shinji-JB] what's a mullet?
[Timurake] WHAT!?
[JigglyPuff] JON WILL TEACH YOU.
[Timurake] Josh!
[JigglyPuff] Shinji-JB obviously has no class!
[Timurake] THE YES NO HAIR-CUT!
[Timurake] THE ACHEY BREAKY BIG MISTAKY!
[Timurake] THE HOCKEY HELMET!
[Shinji-JB] ooh...i see
[Shinji-JB] i think.
* Timurake sighs and catches his breath
[Timurake] please direct yourself on this tour to http://www.mulletgods.com
[Timurake] theremy son, your questions will be answered
[Timurake] the mullet is such a magical and whimsical thing

[Timurake] hair smells when it burns
[Chjoey] but it's magical fire
[Chjoey] so it smells like cinnomanad;lkfnasdemma
[Timurake] magical fire huh?
[Chjoey] YES!
[Chjoey] ]:O!
[Timurake] well then its a magical mullet that cant be burned by fire!
[Chjoey] magical fire
[Chjoey] ]:O
[Timurake] magical mullet
[Chjoey] my magical fire is far superior to your magical mullet so it will still burn your mullet
[Chjoey] your mullet*
[Timurake] yeah well, my magical mullet is way better then your magical fire

[CosmonautsPie] i saw a girl on tv that reminded me of Lele .. she looked like Lele :oP
[CosmonautsPie] except that the girl was ugly and Lele is purdy :oP

* E huggles TN
[E] Yep! Just thought I'd huggle you. :)
[TN] awww.
* TN luffs E
[Lele] Don't hug him. He has fleas.
[E] who's to say the Penguin Queen doesn't have fleas, too?

[HECKLER] CESSY CESSY CESSY CESSY CESSY CESSY
[HECKLER] CESSY CESSY CESSY CESSY CESSY CESSY CESSY CESSY CESSY
[HECKLER] CESSY CESSY CESSY CESSY CESSY CESSY CESSY CESSY

7 * jedigirl pees
* Shine pees all over Chjoey
* Chjoey pees in Lele's favourite shoes
[Hofnar] I bet chjo pees on Thom
* Roary pees on Lelefuffle
* Chjo pees on Lele
* Lele pees on Oliver
* Chjoey pees in Lele's ear
* mmiikkee pees in the toilet
* Lele pees on Ash
* Lele pees on Ash's burrito
* peeingchicken pees on male-chicken
* Lele lifts up her leg and pees on Chjoey
* Lele lifts up her leg and pees on Ash[shopping]
* Lele pees on Poochie

[Chris_SexyJigger] Anyway i gotta get ready for work...
[Chris_SexyJigger] wash up
[Chris_SexyJigger] brush teeth
[Chris_SexyJigger] masturbate..
[Chris_SexyJigger] get dressed..
[Chris_SexyJigger] go to sleep...
[Chris_SexyJigger] the usual

[Lele] Meng Hon!
[aspens] yes?!
[aspens] he's an idiot

[lauryn] when i see a hot dog, i dont get horny
[Jami[e]2nD] The only time I have, is when girls put cheese sauce on em' and suck it off and make noises to try to make ya think there sukin dick... I have some muked up friends.

[Thom] nothing enters my anus.
[Thom] ever.
[Chjo] haha
[Chjo] "exit only"

[totallynatural] i have a monkey.
[totallynatural] monkeys are fun.

[Daniel] Thom, I love the way you move...like butter on a bald monkey.
[Daniel] Thom...There must be a keg in your pants, cuz I want to tap that ass.
[Daniel] Milan, I wish you were a carousel at Wal-Mart so I could ride you all day long for just a quarter!!
[Daniel] Chjo, Hey baby, will you be my love buffet so I can lay you on the table and take what I want?

[Thom] I wonder what you can do with a finite number of monkeys.

[Timurake] I saw a midget porn once and they had a whole santa-elf scene
[Timurake] then the next seen they had a midget in a pink power rangers outfit with her boobs hanging out

[Ash] Lele, did you rent the midget for tonight?
[MrSaturdayNight] LMFAO
[Lele] Don't steal my gaylover from me!
[Stokley] no, I told Lele 'm busy tonight
[Stokley] no midget for you!

[raurinu] porn alert

[Lele] pei is a porn addict?
* pei is NOT a porn addict
[pei] kig the the porn addict

[E] it's rather disturbing walking by their door. I just want to stand there and stare to see if the guy really is naked, but I'm scared someone might think I'm weird or into porn. lol
[E] oh my. a lapdance.
[Timurake] I dont need a lap dance though, cause I can rent porn then and post nude pics of myself online legally

* reverie licks pandora
[gerbera] ew
* pandora smooches reverie
[Cessy] lol
[reverie] lol!
[Cessy] eww...
[pandora] Cessy: join us!
* reverie licks Cessy

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[Stokley] hehe Chjoey's always a whore

[Stokley] guess what im not who you think I am?
[Lele] You're a troll?

[Timurake] I would rather take a 10 inch diameter dildo and plunge into my anus then watch cspan

[BoobySpears] Evan popped my boobies!!!!!!!
[pei] should've been booblessspears now
[kig] >:O!!!!!!!!!
[BoobySpears] No boobies ofr kig

[E] your mom was biking????
[Jess] well your mom probally though she was fat
[Lelezzz] Your mom is like really sexy
[Lele] Your mom is a sheep?
[Lele] doorbelle, did your mom happen to drop you on the head as a baby?
[BrutalCheese] Your mom's a bitch and a half, from the sound of it.