And the Protagonist Community are a talentful (or talentless, depending on whose point-of-view) bunch in poetry.

british guys smell
like canadian bacon
it smells really bad!

lele is pretty
i wish i looked like lele
she is beautiful!

mike is a cheap whore
he is big and black and gay
and i am his pimp!

i am so ugly
i like to eat chinese food
someone kill me now

i live in texas
someone please kill me now, 'k?
i live in texas

Jon is a crack whore
Lele is a bitchin' whore
Chjo hates herself :o(

Jon you are so white
you musn't think i'm racist
but i hate Lele

i like chocolate
i hate asians named Lele
i am racist bitch!!!!

Lele is a whore
A nice one at that, she is
Hurray for Lele

Chjo; Five Dollar Whore
On sale for a quarter now
Oh, what a great deal!

Jon likes to have sex
Lele is his favourite
Beause she is a huge whore

Jon enjoys writing
But not quite as much as sex
He is an addict

I am so modest
I am beautiful also
I amaze myself

I could not kill Chjo
Because she is too pretty
Damn, I am shallow

I could not kill Chjo
Because Thom would kill me first
I don't want to die

Chjoey hates herself
Why? She is the biggest whore
In all of the world

Canafuckdian
boys are the best that there is
go, canada, go!

E is a penguin
She is so hot she melts ice
Hurray for nyleve!

Brit and Ian fight
They will kill eachother soon
We'll be witnesses

bush is still an ass
though he has good speechwriters
he is so stupid

bush, nigeria
is a country, not a cont-
inent, you dumbass

clinton was real good
i want him as prez again
bush is a dumbass

fucking florida
george w. bought the whole states' votes
rich republican

run to daddy, now
there's a good dubya, go on
ask daddy for help

Kaitlin wants come coke
Get Kait her Coca cola
She is an addict

Damn twenty-four pack
Gone so fast with 2 brothers
Kait wants some cola

Kait detests Pepsi
Take your pepsi and stick it
Up your arse, Ian

Ian must feel pain
With the pepsi up his arse
He should remove it

Chicken That I am
Clucking away the long night
Do not eat me please

MENG HON is a whore
He cannot talk to LeLe
Leave her Alone Please

Why am I awake?
Slept Only for four hours!
But I am hungry...

Happy Birthday Dear
Kait, you are a nice person
I give you a hug

Chjoey You Damn Whore
You Are Full of Diseases
Please Use a Condom

Tux is quite chatty
Does he ever do his work
But he is quite nice

Jon likes Asian Girls
Especially Erika
K for Korean

Jon is the school stud
Girls wave to him in hallways
Please Go Out With Me!

I am a sophmore
Will I have a chance with Jon?
Please oh please say YES

Roary is damn Cute
But not as Adorable
As our Little Jonny

Brit is a cutie
Her voice is so soft and sweet
Just like a fairy

steam is a hottie
too bad he is a nazi
because I'd do him

jon smells like bad cheese
maybe he should shower more
then he'd smell nicer

Windows, Please don't die
Too Many Programs Open
No more Memory

Canadian Girls
are really hot and sexy
damn they fucking rock

The chicas they love
my sexy british accent
my voice is real deep

I do not smell brit
I take a bath every day
so i smell damn good

terrorists suck bad
cos they blew up a building
lets bomb those damn bitches

fucking florida
its full of old rich bitches
dubyah rigged it all

these totally rule
these political haikus
we're all cool protagonists yeah

i'm drinking pepsi
which is really fucking great /do you want some kait?

Brit is a hot girl
She has a really cute laugh
Yeah She Rocks Whores!

the workers can leave
even drones can flay away
the queen is their slave

Chjo you filthy cunt
I fucked Thom like a Hippo
I like to drink Tang

Lele is asian
She knows I have a fetish
Oh jesus fuck me

Roary the lion
He looks really cute and nice
lele tickles his wang

Kait is a nice girl
She is sweet, cute and pretty
She had a mullet

I hate freshmen girls
Why wont you say hi to me!?
Get the hell away!!!!

I really like chjo
or maybe its her boyfriend
Thom sit on my face

I think i will stop
My haikus really suck balls
lele fucks roary

I am not little
I am fucking six foot four
Please somone shrink me!

It is now that time
I will not play with myself
I am off to bed

You are so Asian
You use a HUGE black dildo
Vietnemese Girl

Essence; What fine pleasure
While you are fellating me
A brave fart Escapes

bin laden; george bush
the second will kill the first
bye afghanistan

bush is a dummy
thinks nigeria a cont.
election error

U.S. is for sale
daddy says take the deal, son
incompetent ass

cheney, bush senior
these men control our nation
it's all gone to hell

Chjo is Thom's girlfriend
Does the naked dance at night
Thom drools in waiting

Chjo is beautiful
I don't see why she thinks not
Thom is so lucky

We are all members
of the greatest show on earth
yay Protagonist!

Oh dear, this is bad
Ian has aluminum
stuck up his asshole